Time To Give Thanks – Poem By Scott

Posted: November 27, 2013 in Writings

give-thanks

 

 

So you have eleven toes

And feel like you’re a freak

You also have a forked tongue

And sound funny when you speak

 

Your sister isn’t just fat

She got knocked up two months ago

Be glad that’s all it is

And that she doesn’t have an extra toe

 

Your dad is spending most of his nights

Up in the county jail

OMG I just saw your sister

She does look like a freaking whale

 

At least that rash all over your body

Isn’t herpes or some other disease

You just look like you ate some honey

And pissed off all the bees

 

But even with all of that

It is time to give your thanks

For all the great things in your life

And that your sister doesn’t wear spanx

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Comments
  1. jwni says:

    🙂

    Sent from my iPhone

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  2. Queen Europa says:

    I HAVE ONE FOR YOU…..

    EAT!!! by Queen Europa

    Eat the turkey until you gobble
    Stuff the stuffing in your mouth.
    Enjoy your cranberries on a roll.
    Eat a lot…at least three big bowls!

    Consume a mountain of taters and gravy.
    Deplete all the green bean casserole.
    Don’t forget the corn,carrots and peas.
    Keep on eating till you start to wheeze!

    Last but certainly not least is the pies.
    Pumpkin,Mincemeat,Pecan and Cherry.
    Pig out,eat and then consume some more.
    Keep going till you can’t fit through the door!

    Just remember one thing on this day….
    GOBBLE TILL YOU WOBBLE,
    BUT DON’T FALL DOWN!!!

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